So I call Jack Kirby into my office, and I got the cover of fantastic four 73 sitting there and I say “Hey Jack, notice anything different about it?” He said, “Yeah my name’s not on it.” And I said “that’s cause your fired, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!” That was the best Ben Grimm he ever drew.
So Dave Goeing comes into my office and I say to him, “Make Mary Jane look more like this.” And I hand him a polorid of his naked wife sitting on my lap. He said “Stan that’s my wife!” I said “Yeah you’re kid took it, now get the FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE!” His Mary Jane was just gorgeous.
Bendis is good because he writes 5 books a month. FUCK THAT. Back in my day I wrote 17 books a week and fucked Kirby’s wife on the side. One time I got them mixed up and I fucked a copy of The Avengers while I was writing the Spidy script on her ass. I made Kirby watch, ya know I had no choice, we were on a deadline.
I always get the question “How did you get the idea for the X-Men?” My answer is two simple words. FUCK OFF!
So me and the boys went down to 5th Avenue to the DC offices. And we took our baseball bats and we smashed the place up and then we burned it to the ground! That taught Jerry Siegle to fuck with the House of Ideas. But I never missed an issue of Superman. What a great book.
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So, i just read this yesterday and...
... daaaaaamn, that's what i call a tweest. So, the only way to do the right thing, was the wrong way?
